11. Why did the butterfly get kicked out of school?
Because it kept winging the tests!
12. What do you call a butterfly with no wings?
A butter!
13. What did the butterfly say to the rude caterpillar?
“You’ll change when you grow up!”
14. What do you call a butterfly that loves math?
A count-erpillar!
15. Why did the celebrity caterpillar hire bodyguards during metamorphosis?
To avoid the pupa-razzi snapping pics of its awkward phase!

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