Here are ten butterfly-themed jokes for you:
1. Why don’t butterflies ever make their beds?
Because they always wake up as a changed creature!
2. What did the girl butterfly say to her date?
“You give me butterflies!”
3. Why don’t butterflies tell secrets in the garden?
Because the flowers might spread them and the bees might buzz about them!
4. How do butterflies greet each other?
They just give each other a small flutter-by!
5. Why did the butterfly join the dance class?
Because it wanted to do the “flutter-ballet”!
The Adventures of Johnny Butterflyseed – Author Signed First Edition Children’s Book
Save the monarchs!
Johnny Butterflyseed and his fairy friend, Raven Silverwing, embark on a mission to save the rapidly disappearing butterflies. They enlist the help of Queen Venus Goldwing and her kingdom of monarchs to educate and inspire kids to become butterfly farmers. At first, Johnny faces his own internal struggle with self-doubt and fear in his ability to make a difference, but then soon develops a mindset that allows him to not only get started, but also make progress one day at a time. Through challenge after challenge, Johnny learns that he is not alone in his mission and that there are many people who want to help. Together, Johnny, Raven, and Queen Venus educate thousands of children on becoming butterfly farmers.
6. What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?
Moth-ematics!
7. Why are butterflies terrible at hide and seek?
They’re always spotted!
8. What do you call a butterfly that loves to paint?
A “flutter-fly” artist!
9. Why did the butterfly become a motivational speaker?
Because it wanted to spread the message of beautiful transformations!
10. What did the butterfly say to the flower?
“I’m pollen for you!”
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